Never waste a minute of your precious life by squandering it thinking about people you don't like.

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via improbablycomplaining)

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5 months ago

100 questions because I'm bored.

1:Is there a boy/girl in your life? Nope.
2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? You learn from your mistakes and it helps you to develop as a person.
3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” a cat?
4:What’s something you really want right now? Cuddles, always want cuddles. Single problems.
5:Are you afraid of falling in love? Nope.
6:Do you like the beach? Yep.
7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? Yes, many a drunken time.
8:What’s the background on your cell? New York.
9:Name the last four beds you were sat on? Probably all of my housemates.
10:Do you like your phone? Yep.
11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned? Not really.
12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Not a clue.
13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Neither.
14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional.
15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Zoo.
16:Are you tired? Yep.
17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Few years.
18:Are they a relative? Nope.
19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? Nope.
20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? I didn't.
21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? Nope, why rush it?
22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Nope.
23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None.
24:Is there a certain quote you live by? Not really.
25:What’s on your mind? All sorts.
26:Do you have any tattoos? I do not.
27:What is your favorite color? Black.
28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Fuck knows.
29:Who are you texting? Nobody.
30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? Nope.
31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Yep.
32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Yes.
33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you? Currently, no.
34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Nope.
35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Let's just say the last person I kissed I couldn't pick out of a line up of my life depended on it.
36:Were you single on Valentines Day? Yes.
37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed? As mentioned before.
38:What do your friends call you? Perri.
39:Has anyone upset you in the last week? Yes.
40:Have you ever cried over a text? Yes.
41:Where’s your last bruise located? Probably my leg.
42:What is it from? Not a clue.
43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? A few weeks ago.
44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mum.
45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yes.
46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? No.
47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style? No, I love my hair too much.
48:Do you make supper for your family? We don't have supper.
49:Does your bedroom have a door? Yes.
50:Top 3 web-pages? Not a clue, I swear one is Google.
51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping? Yes, me.
52:Does anything on your body hurt? My legs ache.
53:Are goodbyes hard for you? Yes, depending on the person.
54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Probably beer.
55:How is your hair? Standard perri hair.
56:What do you usually do first in the morning? Moan.
57:Do you think two people can last forever? Yes.
58:Think back to January 2007, were you single? Gonna say yes.
59:Green or purple grapes? Don't eat grapes.
60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? No clue.
61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Yes.
62:When will be the next time you text someone? Soon probably.
63:Where will you be 5 hours from now? In bed...I hope.
64:What were you doing at 8 this morning. Laid in bed, telling myself I would go back to sleep.
65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Nope.
66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes.
67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Nope.
68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? Can't wait for a lie in tomorrow...it didn't happen.
69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Always.
70:How many windows are open on your computer? 3.
71:How many fingers do you have? 10?
72:What is your ringtone? Standard apple one.
73:How old will you be in 5 months? Nearly 21!
74:Where is your Mum right now? At home.
75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Many reasons.
76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Nope.
77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Some of them.
78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? Hahaha yes.
79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Yes.
80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? Yes.
81:How many people have you liked in the past three months? One.
82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Nope.
83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Nope.
84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? Hopefully someone sober!
85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? Yes.
86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema so I can't comment.
87:Who was your last received call from? My mum.
88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Nope.
89:What is something you wish you had more of? Hours in the day. Willpower. Money.
90:Have you ever trusted someone too much? Nope.
91:Do you sleep with your window open? No. I live in England.
92:Do you get along with girls? Yes.
93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? Nope.
94:Does sex mean love? Nope.
95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? As mentioned before.
96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? Nope.
97:Did you sleep alone this week? Yes.
98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Kind of.
99:Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.
100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise? I cannot remember.
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7 months ago

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: kaaarra, via cringing)

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8 months ago

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(via buildafreddyfazzbear)

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8 months ago

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via nakeddpineapples)

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8 months ago

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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10 months ago
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